SINCE THERE IS NO FIRM DEFINITION OR UNIVERSALLY AGREED-UPON SCIENTIFIC THEORY OF “INTELLIGENCE”, ONE COULD JUST AS WELL DEFINE INTELLIGENCE AS THE CAPABILITY TO PERFORM MATHEMATICAL EQUATIONS. THEN, THE SINGULARITY WOULD ALREADY HAVE BEEN REACHED WITH POCKET CALCULATORS ... THE SINGULARITY IS HERE, BUT IT IS IN FACT A CRAPULARITY. ITS CRAPPINESS (WHICH INCLUDES CRAPPY BIG DATA “ANALYTICS”) COULD BE CELEBRATED AND ENJOYED LIKE OTHER CRAPPY CULTURE, INCLUDING TELEVISION SHOWS ... AND B MOVIES. THE PROBLEM, HOWEVER, IS THAT THE CRAPULARITY IS NOT A MOVIE BUT HAS BECOME DAILY LIFE, AND THAT ITS WORST JOKES ARE ACTUALLY DEADLY.
FLORIAN CRAMER, CRAPULARITY HERMENEUTICS